Old Man's Survival Kit

It is finally complete....I ended up with so much stuff I had to eliminate a bunch of things and have a bag of stuff left over for the next victim! It took me a good 20 minutes to figure out how to get everything in.....Crazy!

Old Man's Survival Kit

Project Supplies: Paint Can, Retired Stampin Up Designer Paper, SU Brads, Dimensionals, Ribbon, Gel Pen and Wire (Retired). Basic Black & Pumpkin Pie Cardstock and Cricut.

What went into the "Old Man's Survival Kit"

• Antacid Tablets
• Anti Wrinkle Soap
• Aspirin: For all the new little aches & pains
• Baby Bib: To catch the drooling when napping
• Balloon: To hold all that hot air you're full of
• Blue Hot Tamales: AKA Viagra
• Watch: For all those "Senior Moments"
• Crying Towel....Need I say more??
• Tweezers: To remove chin, nose and ear hair.
• Vitamins
• Whistle: For when you fall & you can't get up
• Yo-Yo: For strenuous exercise
• Pull Up (Diaper)- Use as needed, because everything either dries up or leaks
• Fireball Candy: To put some fire back in your life
• Instant Face Lift: Roll of duct tape
• Instant Hair Grower: To replace the hair you will loose.
• Magnifying Glass: For reading really small print
• Paper Clips: To help hold it all together
• Reading Glasses: So you can read all those Rx's bottles
• Rubber Band: To give you flexibility back
• Screwdriver: To tighten up loose screws
• Small Funnel: Because you wonder why everyone has started to mumble
• Spring Clothes Pin: To clip to nose to stop snoring
• Toilet Targets: Avoid embarrassing misses. Better Aim Less Shame! (I made my own out of our circle punches)
• Screws: In case you loose some
• Energizer Batter: For extra energy
• Toothpicks: To help prop your eyes open so you don't fall asleep every time you sit down.

This is all I could fit!!